... is a Miami Dolphins victory over the stinkin' Jets.
(Well, that and the Dark Knight DVD)
As a Dolphins fan, there is no team I despise more than the Jets.Victory would be so sweet, not only because it would come against the Jests, but because it would make the Dolphins AFC East champions. Not many people thought the team could make such a turnaround after last year's 1-15 season.
Once Miami landed Chad Pennington, I actually thought they could challenge for a playoff spot. Last year's Dolphins were a 5-11, 6-10 team in a 1-15 team's clothing. There were several close games along the way, but cruddy coaching and a boat-load of injuries led them down the path to a 1-15 season.
So while there is no mistaking that the Dolphins were bad in 2007, I didn't think they were 1-15 bad. I thought with the addition of Jake Long, a healthy duo of Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams in the backfield, and a QB in Pennington who knew how to protect the ball, the offense was going to be improved.
On top of that was the last-place schedule the Dolphins drew. I was somewhat concerned that they had to end the season with four of their final five games on the road, but so far they've handled that stretch quite well.
With all of that, before the season I honestly predicted a 10-6 season -- with the caveat that they stayed healthy (which they have) because they're not particularly deep -- with a shot at a wild-card (believe it or not, last season I predicted a 1-13-2 season, so I know my team).
Tom Brady's injury and a Jets choke job have opened the door for an AFC East title, so come on Santa Claus (or should I say Brian Vickers), make it happen!!!
What's that you say? Brian Vickers? Santa Claus? What are you talking about De Los Santos?
Well, I have discovered evidence that NASCAR's Brian Vickers is Santa Claus (or Kris Kringle). Apparently, NASCAR racing helps fill the void.
I've actually been saving this for about six months. When I first saw Vickers with his beard, I knew he reminded me of somebody, but I couldn't quite figure out who. Then in the middle of summer it just hit me one day, Santa Claus from Santa Claus is Coming to Town!!!
And, of course, Red Bull gives you wings so he probably gives the reindeer a little bit of the sponsor juice and -- boom! -- he's airborn delivering toys to all the good boys and girls of the world.
And with that I would like to thank everybody -- all 10 of you -- who manage to find their way to this little spec of the World Wide Web.
Have a healthy, happy holiday and I'll see you in the New Year.
(Oh, and if you haven't already, be sure to vote for the best specialty paint scheme)