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Tag:David Letterman
Posted on: September 11, 2008 3:30 pm
Edited on: September 11, 2008 3:35 pm
 

Top 12 Perks of Being a NASCAR Driver

Meant to get this posted yesterday, but in case you missed it, here is the David Letterman Top 10 (12 in this case) list in all it's Youtube glory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNWc5K5hC8U

And if you don't feel like watching you can read the list below:

No. 12 -- Matt Kenseth: "Crazy gas prices? I don't care; I'm not payin'."

No. 11 -- Kevin Harvick: "Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole, free."

No. 10 -- Jeff Gordon: "Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers … although, why not?"

No. 9 -- Greg Biffle: "Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars."

No. 8 -- Tony Stewart: "I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows."

No. 7 -- Jeff Burton: "There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour."

No. 6 -- Denny Hamlin: "GPS underpants."

No. 5 -- Clint Bowyer: "Sorry, I forgot my joke -- I was thinking about Jessica Alba -- man, she's hot."

No. 4 -- Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad."

No. 3 -- Jimmie Johnson: "Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia, and Dover, Delaware."

No. 2 -- Carl Edwards: "At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, 'So what do you do for a living?' "

And the No. 1 perk of being a NASCAR driver -- Kyle Busch: "After a race, your ass vibrates for days."

 

Category: Auto Racing
 
 
 
 
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